Turbosquid Update: Pile of 3D Junk is growing fast!

Here is ‘Banner stick’ for $50:

.. and ‘folder’ for $30:

Content link ($50): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136882Content link ($30): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137167
Both are available at Turbosquid

Cops Car for $50

If highway cops are driving such sleds we never get tickets for speeding.
Well, Turbosquid another time proves it’s leadership in offering overpriced 3d junk.The published $50 model has low-poly look and extremely dumb high-poly mesh (or mess?).
Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136763Available at Turbosquid
Thanks: Special thanks to RenART for sharing the link

$75? Hello-2?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something again?Looks like such junk sales must be bubbling at The3DStudio store.
Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276Available at The3DStudio

$75? Hello?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something?
Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276Available at The3DStudio

Tactical Spoon for $50

The solid thickness of this high-poly 3d spoon (it thickness is visible at the edge) tells me that this is more a weapon than the tableware. Knocking forehead for dirty hands at dinner time may cause severe cranial injury.
Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137290Available at Turbosquid for $50

This One comes with Speaker

The bulky box which is connected to the solid anodized steel dildo with high-voltage cable is apparently a sound speaker to stimulate the user with specific sound effects. The box is not a remote control: the remote for such a delicate device cannot look like a power plant main switch, imho. Anyway, some of CG [...]

Tough childhood?

When I compare this 3D Hand with my own, I feel kinda relief that nobody in my childhood was squeezing pencils between my fingers.Somebody (the 3D Hand model author) probably wasn’t so lucky. So the $39.00 price for the model looks to me like a $39 donation for the guy who got tough childhood.
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Need to host your high school ‘book art’ somewhere?

Yeh, now I know where to host my old elementary-mid-high school ‘book art’: at The3DStudio.com.I bet I have somewhere in garage my amazing biology book art collection: 2 human skeletons are having sex with each other, a human fetus with punk hair and guitar.. , etc.
Anyway, surprisingly the art published at The3DStudio is named as [...]

Sugar Cotton Cone for $75

This what happened if somebody just learn how to group together a cone and a damaged sphere in 3DStudio MAX.Imho, for its $75 price this concept-art installation should come with bunch of flies around the model pink object.
Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=5938Available at The3DStudio

Turbosquid colors + 3DExport layout = 3DExpose?

Got some fresh ideas? Thinking to start your own online 3D content store? It couldn’t be easier! Just take 1:1 the existing web layout, say 3DExport.com, apply Turbosquid.com color schema and you are done, ta-dah! Say ‘Hello’ to the new ‘High Quality 3D Models store’ – 3DExpose.com!
To distinguish one twin website from another I named [...]