R.T.F.M.

RPG-7 manual states that “no person or ammunition should be closer than 98ft (30m) behind the launcher” – to avoid injuring the former or igniting the latter with the rocket engine gases or with the leftovers of the booster charge. Moreover “there should be no obstacles closer than 6.5ft (2m) behind the launcher” – this [...]

Healthy skeleton with juicy legs

In this post I will be annoying and boring more than usual. I never understand mexican restoraunt wall art anyway. So. I think human skeleton should not have such healthy juicy legs like this guy: Unless somebody cut off the exposed flesh with surgical accuracy from that poor guy who was posing with guitar. Here [...]

Ancient Roman soldier in 3D (or a Nurse from old german adult movies?)

This 3D model of ‘Roman Soldier’ was published at Modelbank.com and priced at $195 (Wow!). Aaah, that’s why Ancient Romans lost in that war! The outfit of a classy nurse from old german adult movies: this mini-skirt, summer women’s shoes and punk hair did scare nobody. Check it out.

Paging Mr. Gore – outrageous resource waste in progress.

Here’s what happens if you obey your thirst and get a Sprite at an electronics store – you get a receipt that is larger than the bottle! And certainly, they’ll give you a large bag, too It would take just one extra field in the database to give out a smaller receipt, without all the [...]

1% Beef in 2 hamburgers

Maybe it is too late to post this.. Had seen these billboards a couple of weeks back however they disappeared in our area almost overnight. So here it is: 1% Beef in 2 hamburgers. Design idea: McDonald’s Image owner: crismar

A Soldier or a Gay biker?

This 3D model of a “Soldier” was published at Turbosquid.com The model’s description says: “Excellent head, high detail, with human ears, and good nose”. I don’t know.. this helmet, these 2x wide open eyes.. IMO, this guy looks mostly like gay biker rather than a soldier. Game character soldier should look something like these folks: [...]

Too much respect to the back door

Abandoned entrance arc or some special respect to the store back door

Cat with a side-schlong

I can see it vividly: “Let’s make a lucky cat creamer! Hmm, where do we put the nozzle? On the front side!… Good, but it looks like the cat’s penis. Then in the back!.. But then it’d look like a monkey-cat! Do we want a monkey-cat? Probably not, so… let’s just stick it at one [...]

Construction site choice: FAILED

Somebody really failed to choose the construction site for his house. It is so-o-o romantic to have backyard with interstate highway on above. Especially when the surrounding area looks like this:

Monkey Man

Looks like at some point the designer started to figure out that the initial idea to design the real human fails. So instead of trashing it, he decided to spruce the model up a bit and sell it as a ‘Monkey Man’ . Who cares: no one saw the real monkey man for real, except [...]