Marketing idea for Adobe Photoshop: to charge money for Color Picker refills

Marketing idea for Adobe Photoshop: to charge money for Color Picker refills like Canon does with photo printer ink cartridges.

Our plumbers will make your woman happy in a shower while you are at work

I took this picture on the way to San Francisco.
Design idea.
Customer: “Whatever. We are contractors, not an artists. Let’s ask to draw something catchy. For example a woman. Even better a half-dressed woman, – they always look good. BTW, I have bunch of hot chicks posters in my trailer..”.
How it appears.
1. Our plumbers will make [...]

McDonalds dreams for chicken eggs

Here is another piece of design creativity by McDonalds:
If chicken eggs may think about something, they would be thinking about to become a cute little chickens.
The very last thing to think of would be to appear in between two crappy pieces of bread and be eaten by someone who is “horizontally challenged” in McDonalds.
References:
1. McDOnalds [...]

That what happens when you are standing too close to the Fan when Shit really hits it

Got this energy bar as a “welcome” present in one small hotel at Lake Tahoe, California.
The bar’s wrapping bag caught my attention:
Design idea:
when you try our product you will feel lots of energy and be able to go uphill easily with bike in your hand.
How it appears:
1. That what happens if you stand too close [...]