California Disaster Potato Chips

I bought this bag of potato chips at a nearby gas station just because of it’s brand name.
Wow! Let me take it from here. Here is an idea for the company to expand product line with the following:

“New Orleans Chips: Mama of all Floods”
“Southern California Chips: Wildfire on 1000 acres”
“San Francisco Chips: #1 Earthquake and [...]