Turbosquid Update: Pile of 3D Junk is growing fast!

Here is ‘Banner stick’ for $50:

.. and ‘folder’ for $30:

Content link ($50): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136882
Content link ($30): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137167

Both are available at Turbosquid

Cops Car for $50

If highway cops are driving such sleds we never get tickets for speeding.

Well, Turbosquid another time proves it’s leadership in offering overpriced 3d junk.
The published $50 model has low-poly look and extremely dumb high-poly mesh (or mess?).

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136763
Available at Turbosquid

Thanks: Special thanks to RenART for sharing the link

$75? Hello-2?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something again?
Looks like such junk sales must be bubbling at The3DStudio store.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276
Available at The3DStudio

$75? Hello?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something?

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276
Available at The3DStudio

Tactical Spoon for $50

The solid thickness of this high-poly 3d spoon (it thickness is visible at the edge) tells me that this is more a weapon than the tableware. Knocking forehead for dirty hands at dinner time may cause severe cranial injury.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137290
Available at Turbosquid for $50

This One comes with Speaker

The bulky box which is connected to the solid anodized steel dildo with high-voltage cable is apparently a sound speaker to stimulate the user with specific sound effects. The box is not a remote control: the remote for such a delicate device cannot look like a power plant main switch, imho. Anyway, some of CG users may spruce up their boring lives with this $15 3d crap.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=22442
Available at The3DStudio (the model is rated 4.5 stars out of 5)

Update: the Keywords for this item rulezz

Tough childhood?

When I compare this 3D Hand with my own, I feel kinda relief that nobody in my childhood was squeezing pencils between my fingers.
Somebody (the 3D Hand model author) probably wasn’t so lucky. So the $39.00 price for the model looks to me like a $39 donation for the guy who got tough childhood.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=22687
Your donation is welcome at The3DStudio

To the model’s author: Dude, this model isn’t that ‘low poly’ so you do not need to keep ‘low-polysh’ look at the nails area.
And decrease the distance between fingers to the reasonable amount. Otherwise this one looks like a hand of a guy who can carry six-pack in one hand without pack.

Need to host your high school ‘book art’ somewhere?

Yeh, now I know where to host my old elementary-mid-high school ‘book art’: at The3DStudio.com.
I bet I have somewhere in garage my amazing biology book art collection: 2 human skeletons are having sex with each other, a human fetus with punk hair and guitar.. , etc.

Anyway, surprisingly the art published at The3DStudio is named as ‘blueprints‘ and it is free. So hurry up folks.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=4573
Available at The3DStudio

P.S. There are plenty of them if you search for author ‘agbawi_pro‘.
P.P.S. agbawi_pro, way to go kid, way to go.

Sugar Cotton Cone for $75

This what happened if somebody just learn how to group together a cone and a damaged sphere in 3DStudio MAX.
Imho, for its $75 price this concept-art installation should come with bunch of flies around the model pink object.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=5938
Available at The3DStudio

Turbosquid colors + 3DExport layout = 3DExpose?

Got some fresh ideas? Thinking to start your own online 3D content store? It couldn’t be easier! Just take 1:1 the existing web layout, say 3DExport.com, apply Turbosquid.com color schema and you are done, ta-dah! Say ‘Hello’ to the new ‘High Quality 3D Models store’ – 3DExpose.com!

To distinguish one twin website from another I named 3DExport.com as ‘A‘ and 3DExpose.com as ‘B‘. Lets take a look.

A:

B:

The content sequence also looks similar.

A:

B:

The ‘B‘ folks are also offering kicking-ass 80% royalty payoffs which is understandable: to copy&paste the existing layout is just a first baby step to start online business in CG area. Now they need to convince us fella designers to start publishing our stuff at their store. Hmm.. ‘I have bad feeling about this’.