Turbosquid Update: Pile of 3D Junk is growing fast!

Here is ‘Banner stick’ for $50:

.. and ‘folder’ for $30:

Content link ($50): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136882
Content link ($30): http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137167

Both are available at Turbosquid

Cops Car for $50

If highway cops are driving such sleds we never get tickets for speeding.

Well, Turbosquid another time proves it’s leadership in offering overpriced 3d junk.
The published $50 model has low-poly look and extremely dumb high-poly mesh (or mess?).

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/136763
Available at Turbosquid

Thanks: Special thanks to RenART for sharing the link

$75? Hello-2?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something again?
Looks like such junk sales must be bubbling at The3DStudio store.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276
Available at The3DStudio

$75? Hello?

$75 for this? Hello? Am I missing something?

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=6276
Available at The3DStudio

Tactical Spoon for $50

The solid thickness of this high-poly 3d spoon (it thickness is visible at the edge) tells me that this is more a weapon than the tableware. Knocking forehead for dirty hands at dinner time may cause severe cranial injury.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/137290
Available at Turbosquid for $50

This One comes with Speaker

The bulky box which is connected to the solid anodized steel dildo with high-voltage cable is apparently a sound speaker to stimulate the user with specific sound effects. The box is not a remote control: the remote for such a delicate device cannot look like a power plant main switch, imho. Anyway, some of CG users may spruce up their boring lives with this $15 3d crap.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=22442
Available at The3DStudio (the model is rated 4.5 stars out of 5)

Update: the Keywords for this item rulezz

Tough childhood?

When I compare this 3D Hand with my own, I feel kinda relief that nobody in my childhood was squeezing pencils between my fingers.
Somebody (the 3D Hand model author) probably wasn’t so lucky. So the $39.00 price for the model looks to me like a $39 donation for the guy who got tough childhood.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=22687
Your donation is welcome at The3DStudio

To the model’s author: Dude, this model isn’t that ‘low poly’ so you do not need to keep ‘low-polysh’ look at the nails area.
And decrease the distance between fingers to the reasonable amount. Otherwise this one looks like a hand of a guy who can carry six-pack in one hand without pack.