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A Soldier or a Gay biker?

Gay Soldier

Soldier: FAIL

This 3D model of a “Soldier” was published at Turbosquid.com

The model’s description says: “Excellent head, high detail, with human ears, and good nose”.

I don’t know.. this helmet, these 2x wide open eyes.. IMO, this guy looks mostly like gay biker rather than a soldier.

Game character soldier should look something like these folks:

Game soldiers

Game soldiers

Content link (gay version @ Turbosquid.com; $16):

http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/164474

Content link (non-gay version, Fallingpixel.com; $180):

http://www.fallingpixel.com/product.php/1358

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Too much respect to the back door

Jelly Belly back door

Jelly Belly store, Sacramento, CA

Abandoned entrance arc or some special respect to the store back door 🙂

Cat with a side-schlong

cat creamer

I can see it vividly: “Let’s make a lucky cat creamer! Hmm, where do we put the nozzle? On the front side!… Good, but it looks like the cat’s penis. Then in the back!.. But then it’d look like a monkey-cat! Do we want a monkey-cat? Probably not, so… let’s just stick it at one of the sides, shall we? Looks kind of strange, but at least doesn’t remind of a dick or a monkey’s tail.”