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Cat with a side-schlong

cat creamer

I can see it vividly: “Let’s make a lucky cat creamer! Hmm, where do we put the nozzle? On the front side!… Good, but it looks like the cat’s penis. Then in the back!.. But then it’d look like a monkey-cat! Do we want a monkey-cat? Probably not, so… let’s just stick it at one of the sides, shall we? Looks kind of strange, but at least doesn’t remind of a dick or a monkey’s tail.”

Construction site choice: FAILED

FAILED

Construction site choice: FAILED

Somebody really failed to choose the construction site for his house. It is so-o-o romantic to have backyard with interstate highway on above.

Especially when the surrounding area looks like this:

Surrounding area

Surrounding area (Sacramento, CA)

Monkey Man

'Monkey Man'

'Monkey Man'

Looks like at some point the designer started to figure out that the initial idea to design the real human fails. So instead of trashing it, he decided to spruce the model up a bit and sell it as a ‘Monkey Man’ . Who cares: no one saw the real monkey man for real, except may be a few Canadian yeti hunters.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/281682

Not too much design for $40.75 price tag

Pencil for $40.75

Pencil for $40.75

You’re kidding? $40.75 for this ’10-minutes-model’? Daaah!

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/138097

Is it even loaded?

glock

This is a Glock pistol. With no visible hammer and no obvious safety switches on the side, it isn’t a good pistol to show in the movies, because there’s no way for the protagonist to scare the bad dudes by clicking and clacking with various pistol’s parts. Smart James Bond likes to use a Beretta because he knows that while he operates all the switches, even the baddest villain is going to confess.

Convenient to use, but ain’t very scary, the Glock. They probably should add a couple of random levers, just for good measure.

Macho Guy with Rachitis (X shape legs)

This 3D model of a poor macho guy with X shape legs is available for sale (11.95 bucks) at TurboSquid.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/381311


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Tiny Man

Tiny Man

Tiny Man

The real find for those who has $50 to spend and could disregard several defects (anatomical proportions suck, finger is missing on both hands, ‘cartoonish’ idea sucks).

Check it out at The3DStudio.