Insta-belly hand dryer.

Yay, I gotta beer belly!

Yay, I gotta beer belly!

This is an experimental hand dryer I found at a local Target store. Why experimental? Because all other locations I’ve been to have the same model but with a gray plastic surface, not a curved-mirror one.

The mirror is probably intended to give patrons a beefcake look instantly, but it really depends on your position and viewing angle – you can just get a beer belly instead. Or probably the original intent was to put some self-esteem-increasing curved mirrors in another place (like, ahem, on the waist level), but that was deemed too bold.

However, if you find the right position you do look somewhat like the Governator, so it isn’t a complete failure.

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