When a $1 torus just isn’t enough

Remember the enticing 3 for $3 toruses offer? If that wasn’t enough for you, you could spend $5 for the “random shape” shown above. Which for some reason has tags like “future” and “car” – I surely hope this isn’t how our future cars are going to look like.

But on the other hand, if made half an inch in size, out of soft plastic, these things may be a good box-filling material, you know, for sending fragile stuff around.

Found on turbosquid.com via 3dsn.com – 3d search network

Ancient Roman soldier in 3D (or a Nurse from old german adult movies?)

roman soldier

Roman soldier

This 3D model of ‘Roman Soldier’ was published at Modelbank.com and priced at $195 (Wow!).

Aaah, that’s why Ancient Romans lost in that war! The outfit of a classy nurse from old german adult movies: this mini-skirt, summer women’s shoes and punk hair did scare nobody. Check it out.


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A Soldier or a Gay biker?

Gay Soldier

Soldier: FAIL

This 3D model of a “Soldier” was published at Turbosquid.com

The model’s description says: “Excellent head, high detail, with human ears, and good nose”.

I don’t know.. this helmet, these 2x wide open eyes.. IMO, this guy looks mostly like gay biker rather than a soldier.

Game character soldier should look something like these folks:

Game soldiers

Game soldiers

Content link (gay version @ Turbosquid.com; $16):

http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/164474

Content link (non-gay version, Fallingpixel.com; $180):

http://www.fallingpixel.com/product.php/1358

Content found with 3DSN.com 3D content search


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Monkey Man

'Monkey Man'

'Monkey Man'

Looks like at some point the designer started to figure out that the initial idea to design the real human fails. So instead of trashing it, he decided to spruce the model up a bit and sell it as a ‘Monkey Man’ . Who cares: no one saw the real monkey man for real, except may be a few Canadian yeti hunters.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/281682

Macho Guy with Rachitis (X shape legs)

This 3D model of a poor macho guy with X shape legs is available for sale (11.95 bucks) at TurboSquid.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/381311


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Tiny Man

Tiny Man

Tiny Man

The real find for those who has $50 to spend and could disregard several defects (anatomical proportions suck, finger is missing on both hands, ‘cartoonish’ idea sucks).

Check it out at The3DStudio.

Fat Man

Fat Man

Fat Man

Somebody wants $15 for this model at The3DStudio store.

Content link: http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_details.aspx?id_product=10056

Pow-pow-pow!

This is a leaked design for the newest jet fighter for one of the nuclear nations. Looks cool, isn’t it? Solid blue wings, comfy cockpit (love this word!) and brutally looking radical black engine exhaust. It would appear, however, that there are a few problems with the otherwise promising design:

– first of all, where’s the pilot’s seat? Or is it an RC aircraft? Then whey the translucent cockpit, if nobody is going to peek outside with his calm gray eyes?

– secondly, the shape hints at a military plane, but where are the weapons? There are no obvious hardpoints for missiles and shit. Hopefully this doesn’t mean they have developed something more advanced than missiles, otherwise we’re screwed! (Or maybe it is our plane, then we’re cool)

– no air intakes. Again, I pray this super-advanced propulsion technique is ours, otherwise – see the previous point.

– most importantly – if surfaces are attached to each other at such angles, turbulence would be a bitch. Which means – oh sweet lord – that this is a space plane, intended for operating in vacuum, possibly with brief missions into the upper atmosphere (dive bombing, anyone?) – hence the wings.

At these uncertain times, especially in the light of the KC-45 controversy, we should petition our government to immediately commission our own space plane – or if this one is ours, we should demand a voluntary $0.02 sales tax to ensure this wonderful technology sees the light of the ancient stars soon.

Nurse

3D Model of Nurse

3D Model of 'Nurse'

She is yours for $1; Availability: in stock; Content provider: Turbosquid.com

Content link:

http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/394727

Alien

3D Model of Alien

3D Model of 'Alien'

For sale for $2.3 at Turbosquid..

Content link:
http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/384361