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Are you a soldier or a chicken?

Yet another crappy idea to combine two things together and then sell it online for $30.

A Soldier that chicken

A Soldier that chicken

Description says: “This Chicken model was originally developed as the main character for use in a Private Company’s game”.
Available at Turbosquid

R.T.F.M.

RPG-7 manual states that “no person or ammunition should be closer than 98ft (30m) behind the launcher” – to avoid injuring the former or igniting the latter with the rocket engine gases or with the leftovers of the booster charge. Moreover “there should be no obstacles closer than 6.5ft (2m) behind the launcher” – this is to avoid burning the shooter. So what do we see in this picture? 3 severely burned freedom fighters! (the one on the right may survive though)

But on the other hand, members of the opposing force would surely appreciate the poor level of gun safety training among the guys pictured.

Found on turbosquid.com via 3dsn.com – 3d search network

Ancient Roman soldier in 3D (or a Nurse from old german adult movies?)

roman soldier

Roman soldier

This 3D model of ‘Roman Soldier’ was published at Modelbank.com and priced at $195 (Wow!).

Aaah, that’s why Ancient Romans lost in that war! The outfit of a classy nurse from old german adult movies: this mini-skirt, summer women’s shoes and punk hair did scare nobody. Check it out.


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A Soldier or a Gay biker?

Gay Soldier

Soldier: FAIL

This 3D model of a “Soldier” was published at Turbosquid.com

The model’s description says: “Excellent head, high detail, with human ears, and good nose”.

I don’t know.. this helmet, these 2x wide open eyes.. IMO, this guy looks mostly like gay biker rather than a soldier.

Game character soldier should look something like these folks:

Game soldiers

Game soldiers

Content link (gay version @ Turbosquid.com; $16):

http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/164474

Content link (non-gay version, Fallingpixel.com; $180):

http://www.fallingpixel.com/product.php/1358

Content found with 3DSN.com 3D content search


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Monkey Man

'Monkey Man'

'Monkey Man'

Looks like at some point the designer started to figure out that the initial idea to design the real human fails. So instead of trashing it, he decided to spruce the model up a bit and sell it as a ‘Monkey Man’ . Who cares: no one saw the real monkey man for real, except may be a few Canadian yeti hunters.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/281682

Not too much design for $40.75 price tag

Pencil for $40.75

Pencil for $40.75

You’re kidding? $40.75 for this ’10-minutes-model’? Daaah!

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/138097

Macho Guy with Rachitis (X shape legs)

This 3D model of a poor macho guy with X shape legs is available for sale (11.95 bucks) at TurboSquid.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/381311


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