3D Model of a ‘woman’

3D Model of a Woman by The3DStudio.com

Content link:

"Buy it to support me!": $28.75

Big thanks to 3DSN.com search service to locate the real gemstone for my collection of crappy 3D content.

Well, flat belly, huge boops.. What else do you need, bro?

It’s description says: “Buy to support me!”
Indeed these huge boops need a serious support from below. Otherwise they’ll become flat in a couple of years like a spaniel’s ears.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/152660

Make your ‘support’ donation of $28.75 at Turbosquid

‘Sh*t’: Google 3D Warehouse joins the club

The model description says it all:

However it is free and available in SketchUp format.

Content link: http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=d14df7c6b6a050f2c5e8dfb58865b6cd&prevstart=24
Price: Free
Available at Google 3D Warehouse

TSquid: $20 Scary Toy

Great design idea for Metallica’s “Master Of Puppets-2” album. The group should seriously consider to purchase this model for just $20.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/335925

Available at Turbosquid

TSquid: $1 per 1 Torus; or $3 for 3

The best way to waste your $3 is to buy 3 toruses called ‘Rubber Ring’ at Turbosquid:

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/274182

Available at Turbosquid

Modelbank: ‘Top’ for $95

Modelbank needs to do something with their pricing policy. It drives me nuts!
I have no idea what makes this thing to cost $95:

Content link: http://www.modelbank.com/UI/Product/ShowProductFullInfo.aspx?ProductID=29685
Available at Modelbank for damn 95 bucks!

TSquid: "Kiss Your A**" for $21

No kidding. That’s what it said in the item description. However it is not quiet clear: should customer pay $21 and then “kiss his a**” afterwards or should he “kiss his a**” instead of paying $21, or “kiss and get $21”, or else. Maybe Turbosquid content moderators will come up with some clarification once they are back from coma.

Check out this anal cavity made of bricks:

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/156923
Price: $21
Published at Turbosquid.com

Update: This item has been removed from Turbosquid catalog. Hey guys, good job! Seriously!

Google logo for free @ Turbosquid

Wow! Check this out:

Google logo is given away for free by user PhoenixFlame8902010 with the help of Turbosquid.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/300078

Another Baseball bat

Speaking frankly, I think people shouldn’t be selling the following obvious models at all: ping-pong balls, 3DStudio MAX teapots and baseball bats. But people are publishing them over and over again and as a result these models take solid part of all 3D sellers catalogs.

Content link: http://www.exchange3d.com/cubecart/sports/baseball-bat/prod_1693.html
Available at Exchange3D.com

I am monitoring 3D Content stores for some time and could clearly see the pattern how all top sellers may present the same content (Baseball Bat):

Exchange3D.com: “Baseball Bat”, was: $20.00, now: $2.95
Turbosquid: “My First Baseball Bat”: $250.00
The3DStudio: “Baseball bats collection: aluminium, iron, oak, marble, titanium, bronze, cooper, concrete”: $75.00
Modelbank: “Baseball bat, low-poly”: $1200.00
3DExport: “Baseball bat at sunset with flowers, HDRI”: $20.00

"Sharp Knife", 5 bucks

Here is 3D model of “Sharp knife” for $5.
IMO it looks more like a bottle opener rather than a knife, but I am not an expert in knives. Maybe somebody cuts something with this knife with great success. I have no idea. But the model sucks for sure.

This is the real find for those who is sick and tired of modeling splines, circles, applying extrusion and boolean operations in 3DStudio MAX:

Actually, I like the author. His handle at Turbosquid is nookie4321. I used to review a couple of his works in the past and was pretty impressed with his flight of creativity. Especially I like his “What are you looking at” personal statement in 3D.

Anyway, Turbosquid’s pile of 3D junk: +1 more.

Content link: http://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/3d-knife-sharp/212849
Available at Turbosquid