Cat with a side-schlong

cat creamer

I can see it vividly: “Let’s make a lucky cat creamer! Hmm, where do we put the nozzle? On the front side!… Good, but it looks like the cat’s penis. Then in the back!.. But then it’d look like a monkey-cat! Do we want a monkey-cat? Probably not, so… let’s just stick it at one of the sides, shall we? Looks kind of strange, but at least doesn’t remind of a dick or a monkey’s tail.”