Not the best name for a security company.

You may have a trojan in your system!

– Have you prepared the market penetration report for our home security company division?
– Yes, here it is. I must say, we’re doing pretty badly with computer professionals!
– Really? What’s wrong with them?
– I don’t know, but every time they hear the company name they just laugh hysterically and hang up on us!
– Hm-m-m, I wonder why..?

Yeah really, why? 😉